Andrew K. Stein
Good morning, class.
By Andrew K. Stein | September 5Good morning, kids. Sorry I'm late. I didn't realize how long the walk from my office was.
Should airlines be funny?
By Andrew K. Stein | July 16During the descent of my recent Delta flight into Atlanta, the flight attendant came on the intercom to list the connecting flights. With a deadpan voice, he began: "I'm now going to read a very long and boring list." He then paused for laughter that never came.
Can the College Dems save us?
By Andrew K. Stein | April 27Churchill is often quoted as saying, "If you are young and are not a Liberal, you have no heart; if you are older and are not Conservative, you have no brain." Brown students and alums are no exception.
Do we hate the same things?
By Andrew K. Stein | April 7You know what I hate? (Open parentheses that don't close.
Three kinds of stupid Brown conversations
By Andrew K. Stein | March 10Let's face it: Most of us are geniuses. Brown is obviously the best college in the universe. But every village has its idiots. So today I'd like to celebrate the un-popped kernels in the collegiate bag of popcorn - the truly stupid things I hear Brown students yak about: how much they friggin' love ...
Memos from Ruth Simmons
By Andrew K. Stein | February 10To: Gretchen Willis, director of University Dining Services
Why Most Activism Fails
By Andrew K. Stein | January 26"What's on your mind tonight?" the old man asked softly as I entered. He always got right to the point. The fireplace crackled, warming the room.