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U. to replace professors with nuns

April 2, 2007 0 comments

Citing the need to curb rampant bacchanalianism among students, the University is considering a plan to eventually replace professors with nuns. The plan, known as “Tremendously Brown,” would involve phasing out professors as instructors next year, suspending all faculty searches and hiring nuns to teach students.