Coal to Dean of the Faculty Kevin McLaughlin for saying, “We were trying to dispel the public perception that a sabbatical is sort of like a vacation.”
Diamonds and Coal
Coal to the student director of “Almost, Maine,” who said the new PW show “may or may not contain a strip scene.” Don’t be such a tease.
A diamond to the junior who said he had been looking forward to going to now-closing Spats after he turned 21.
A diamond to the new contemplative studies concentration. We wish our finals consisted of just breathing.
Cubic zirconia to the senior who said, “The sun still shines tomorrow if you don’t go to class today.” Betcha bottom dollar that girl’s starring in “Annie.”
A diamond to “Freeway” Rick Ross, who said of the value of libraries, “Nobody told me there was books in there that could help you get money.”
Cubic zirconia to the first-year who said he “should have been reading the Morning Mail.”
Coal to the Aga Khan who said, “Everybody makes mistakes — never regret them, but correct them.” The Herald regrets his error.
Coal to the founder of OBSIDIAN Magazine who said, “I’m really not about editing too deeply.” Neither is the Indy.
A diamond to the first-year who said she is not currently looking for an internship and did not know that CareerLAB was hosting a career fair.