Diamonds and Coal

Diamonds and Coal: Sept. 26, 2014

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Coal to Dean of the Faculty Kevin McLaughlin for saying, “We were trying to dispel the public perception that a sabbatical is sort of like a vacation.”

Diamonds and Coal: Sept. 19, 2014

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Coal to the student director of “Almost, Maine,” who said the new PW show “may or may not contain a strip scene.” Don’t be such a tease.

Diamonds and Coal: Sept. 12, 2014

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A diamond to the junior who said he had been looking forward to going to now-closing Spats after he turned 21.

Diamonds and Coal: September 5, 2014

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A diamond to the new contemplative studies concentration. We wish our finals consisted of just breathing.

Diamonds and Coal: April 18, 2014

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Cubic zirconia to the senior who said, “The sun still shines tomorrow if you don’t go to class today.” Betcha bottom dollar that girl’s starring in “Annie.”

Diamonds & Coal: April 4, 2014

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A diamond to “Freeway” Rick Ross, who said of the value of libraries, “Nobody told me there was books in there that could help you get money.”

Diamonds and Coal: March 21, 2014

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Cubic zirconia to the first-year who said he “should have been reading the Morning Mail.”

Diamonds and Coal: March 14, 2014

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Coal to the Aga Khan who said, “Everybody makes mistakes — never regret them, but correct them.” The Herald regrets his error.

Diamonds and Coal: Feb. 28, 2014

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Coal to the founder of OBSIDIAN Magazine who said, “I’m really not about editing too deeply.” Neither is the Indy.

Diamonds and coal: Feb. 21, 2014

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A diamond to the first-year who said she is not currently looking for an internship and did not know that CareerLAB was hosting a career fair.