Coal to the sophomore who asked, “As a busy college student, when do you actually have the time to touch yourself?”
Diamonds and Coal
A diamond to the football team captain who said, “I wouldn’t say it’s harder to get up.” Congrats. For the rest of us, there is medicine for that.
Coal to Wendy Schiller who said, “People get sick of the president.” Ouch, Christina, that’s gotta hurt.
A diamond to the senior on the field hockey team who said, “It was a long, hard push to get where we are today.” For you and for your mom.
Coal to Dorsey James, who said, “I think there’s a different way to skin the cat.” To be honest, that isn’t something we think about all too often.
A diamond to Joseph Dowling for telling faculty members, “We are not following anyone. We are leaders forging our own path.” How very Brown of you.
A diamond to Sean Kelly ’84, who said, “Personally, I hope I end up in heaven, rather than that other place, which is Dartmouth.”
Coal to Dean of the Faculty Kevin McLaughlin for saying, “We were trying to dispel the public perception that a sabbatical is sort of like a vacation.”
Coal to the student director of “Almost, Maine,” who said the new PW show “may or may not contain a strip scene.” Don’t be such a tease.
A diamond to the junior who said he had been looking forward to going to now-closing Spats after he turned 21.