Articles by Chad Simon (24)


Simon ’16: Viva classism!

December 2, 2015 1 comment

I am torn. I am frustrated. And I am done fighting a battle that cannot be won.


Simon ’16: I’ll have the special

November 12, 2015 Comments are Disabled

There’s nothing wrong with accepting the truth that perhaps you just aren’t the kind of special you were led to believe.


Simon ’16: Baring it all for Bruno

November 9, 2015 4 comments

In just a matter of hours, the illusion of my trade quickly revealed itself in the form of shock, shame and a corroded sense of self-respect.


Simon ’16: Brown’s Iron Curtain

October 27, 2015 5 comments

I’m wagging a chiding finger at the University for allowing such shameful architecture to transatlantically metastasize to our lovely campus.


Simon ’16: Pimp my university

October 21, 2015 6 comments

We, the poor elite, are the indirect beneficiaries of bribery and the will of the Ivy League to jack up endowment numbers to foie gras proportions.


Simon ’16: In pain? Go to Spain.

October 7, 2015 Comments are Disabled

In kind, I experienced my own “Eat Pray Love,” except this was the unproduced sequel, “Eat Drink Dance Smoke Lust Repeat.”


Simon ’16: On classroom etiquette

September 28, 2015 4 comments

It is my sole conviction that the intended benefit of class discussion has taken two steps back and then an additional five in the same direction.


Simon ’16: This side of Thayerdise

September 22, 2015 14 comments

Unless you have been living under a slab of granite these past few weeks, I do not need to tell you about the fresh hell that opened its doors this fall.


Simon ’16: Open curriculum for whom?

September 13, 2015 11 comments

No, you probably shouldn’t concentrate in archaeology. Don’t even try.

Judge sheaths historic sword dispute

University News

Judge sheaths historic sword dispute

September 6, 2013 Comments are Disabled

After decades of contested ownership, a district court ruled the Civil War relic be returned to campus.