“That wasn't on my 2025 Bingo card.”
But it was on Bruno’s! We're a little over a month into the semester—can you get a Bingo?
| B | R | U | N | O |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Went to WaterFire | Got denied entry to a Brown event (line was too long) | Completed the Ratty Challenge | Pulled an all-nighter (running on caffeine and fumes) | “What do you mean, there's a test next week?” |
| Took a picture with Bruno | “Maybe I should’ve S/NC’d this one.” | Stepped on a spotted lanternfly | Spent a day in Boston | Accidentally grabbed two bowls/utensils/lids at Andrews |
| Unlocked a new favorite study spot! (finally checked out the archaeology building) | 2 a.m. milkshakes at Jo's! | The laundry machine broke again (FREE SPACE) | Forgot your card/key | Found a birb! |
| "Yeah, I'm so locked in." *spent an hour scrolling* | Thrifting trip! | Rejected from a club | Watched a sports game (that we won!) | Picnicked on the Main Green |
| Stepped in a river (a.k.a. Thayer Street when it rains) | Got sniped and now a terrible picture of you is circulating around your friend group | Came late to class but someone else walked in after you | Started working on an assignment at 10 p.m. (it's due at 11:59 p.m.) | Stayed inside all day :) |
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