Going Home

2-3 days missed class
2 Uber rides
1 overpacked suitcase
1 hug, for decoration
1 plane

Instructions:

1. Pop open one of the Uber rides and carefully stuff with the overpacked suitcase.
2. Let rest for around 15 minutes, or until arrival at the airport. 
3. Remove suitcase from the Uber and bake in the plane until desired doneness.
4. Transfer to the unused Uber and let cool. 
5. Top with a warm welcome-home hug.

Notes:
For extra crusty results, let rest at the airport for an additional 4 hours.

Family Dinner

1 whole turkey, sliced
3 cups joy
2 cups reunion
1 tablespoon mystery food
Drama to taste

Instructions:

1. Combine joy and reunion in a stand mixer.
2. Add turkey slices into the bowl one at a time, making sure each one is fully incorporated.
3. Sprinkle in drama as desired.
4. Pour the mixture into a pan and bake at 350℉ until golden brown.
5. Serve with mystery food on the side.

Notes:
If you like spice, add a dash of politics.

“Break”

2 gallons exams
3 cups papers
1 portfolio
½ cup presentations

Instructions:

1. Chop exams into small, manageable chunks. 
2. Add exams and paper to an oiled pan. Sauté on high heat for 2-3 minutes.
3. Add portfolio and presentations.
4. Stir vigorously to combine.
5. Leave it on the stove and watch it burn.

Notes:
The beauty of this dish is that it can be made using any ingredients and a heat source.